Blogging Block
What is it about my job that has stopped me blogging?
I could do all my work
in my sleep
Unlike what my lanky A’Level Accounting teacher tried to
drill into me, practical accounting is not at all that hard. One could even be
tempted to say that it’s so repetitive, it is boring.
I could do it all in
my sleep in the last half of the month
I spend the first half justifying my salary. Monitoring systems
that run themselves and making sure that people see things in ways that
hopefully do not contradict my view of how things should run.
I could do it all in
my sleep in the last half of the month whilst taking hour long power naps
I would justify the nap by saying that I work better when my
subconscious is fully engaged in the task at hand. After all me and 80% of the
world’s population have our eureka moments whilst dreaming about fluffy clouds and
purple elves.
And if this doesn’t work I would point out to him that
Einstein did his best work whilst horizontal. This would start a long debate
about how there have never been any pictures of a horizontal Einstein.
“If I may offer a rebuttal,” I would say, “There have never
been any pictures of a horizontal Queen and yet, they spend roughly about 40%
of their lives horizontal.”
“Might I also add that, once again my Sherlockesque powers of
deduction have proven to you why I deserve a raise.”
I would continue,
whilst furiously batting my eyelids like a half blind new born.
“Not only can I do all my work in my sleep in the last half
of the month. I can do it in my sleep whist taking power naps.”
A never before seen feat.
Of course I get that I have not answered the question I asked, 'why I have
not been blogging?'
I will try and answer the why, by half
quoting a great man.
A man in a mask.
<insert long pause here whilst I daintily scratch my
head>
Nope, I got nothing.
Omg.so u have no reason at all for not writing??aftr starving us for so long?cld u also not think of things n write horizontally too then?lol.glad to hav u back
ReplyDeleteNo I do not,and for that i truly apologise and i promise to try a little bit more. blog a little bit harder :)
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