Big Fat Blues
Once you wake up late your day is bound to go downhill from there.
You can’t find anything to make lunch with, so you ditch lunch and suffer your
first hunger pangs the minute you walk out the door. You can't seem to get a
bus and when you do get on the fare is doubled and because your luck is so bad
you get squashed in between two fat ladies, who in your opinion should pay
double. A fitting punishment for people who fail to realize that their weight
affects not only themselves but everybody else who has to suffer through their
heavy breathing and constant wheezing. Not only that butt do you have to go through
the agony of contact with their skin which seems to have a perpetual sheen of
sweat!
By the time you get into town, you smell just like them. Sweaty
and stale. You are relieved because finally you can get off the bus but appalled
at the time. All that suffering was for naught. And all those great sayings of
the ages seem to mock you. No, there is no ligh...