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cartoonish whiffs of kharma

Hwindi - (shona) an uncouth conductor Karma is an Amazon of a bitch with a sense of humour. Everyone complains about how hwindis always manage to tuck them under their armpits and try as they may, to get away they never quite manage. I felt sorry for myself the other day when I sat next to a fella who was hell bent on reading my eBook with me. Mind you it was on my phone, which made it awkward when i had to scroll down before he was done reading. Mind you the awkwardness of our situation was not helped by his insistence on breathing with his mouth open. Nothing wrong with that if you are familiar with oral hygiene or the occasional mouth wash. With their foul mouths and the things they spurt you would think that once in a while a hapless mum/ wife/ aunt would at least take the time to rinse out their mouths with soap. but nobody bothers anymore everyone goes about ...