Why You Should Get Married Before 21 :)
If you are me, explaining ceaselessly
to your 6 year old sister why you aren’t married is tedious. Being cross
examined by a 6 and 12 year old is slightly worse.
“V how old are you.”
(Mumbles
appropriate age)
“How old is cousin
V?” (Not to be confused with V me)
I mumble a number which
makes her 2years younger. It takes N about an hour to figure this out. Large numbers
are still a bit of a problem for her.
“But she’s having a
baby, why aren’t you?”
“Well…” I struggle to
find a response, 6year olds are robotically engineered and any question is most
likely a double entendre.
“You see,” I
continue in my best grown up voice, “she is married and I am not.”
Big N who is
beginning to understand life a little better pipes in,
“But you are sooooo
old when are you getting married? I
am telling you, by this time next year all the boys will see you as an old
maid.”
“But you have a boyfriend;
doesn’t he want to marry you?” N
whines
“You should move
out and find your own house, and stop bothering mama when you get broke.”
“Your husband
should take care of you; if i were as old as you are I would be so embarrassed
if I wasn’t married.”
“Well I am getting
married at 19 when my looks are still fresh like L; your looks V are fading…”
They went on like this for a further
half hour, during which time I scowled, frowned, waggled my finger and tried to
think if being called old was a good
reason to give a spanking.
After they had gone, i grabbed a
mirror and tried to see if any wrinkles were showing yet. Lucky for me they are
still a long way off.
U sure u didn't c the wrinkles coz...
ReplyDeletelol, Lol I am pretty sure I did not see anything there. trust
ReplyDeleteold maid... you better put on that *I want a ring attitude*
ReplyDeleteAll in good time my friend. All in good time
ReplyDeleteMy four year old nephew just asked me the other day why i have no kids...even got to the point where he said are you at least pregnant??
ReplyDeletelol sweetie, I used to think Zimbabwean chicks were pressured by older family members but it seems though, the pressure is from the young ones :/
ReplyDeleteWow, this is what kids say? Haha. Poor you. ;)
ReplyDeleteThat's how they think, ntsk imagine.
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